Tuesday, 26 August 2008

Beth’s book review – The Outcast

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I am lucky enough to have just come back from a week in Umbria, Italy. Holidays are one of the only times I get the sit down and read a good book, cover to cover and the daily distractions of bad TV and my boyfriend can’t disturb me.

For anyone who wants to get lost in the world of a great book I really recommend The Outcast by Sadie Jones. Set in post second world war Surrey, the book is both gripping and devastatingly moving, telling the story of a boy called Lewis Aldridge and his fall into a dark and painful adolescence. Jone’s paints an enthralling picture of hypocritical post-war society and the lives of those within in, from the young and innocent Kit, to her violent and controlling father Dicky.

It’s a world where, on the outside, everything looks as conservative and safe as its inhabitants want it to be; but scratch the surface and alcoholism, child abuse and domestic violence cut devastating paths through people’s lives.

Nominated for the Orange Broadband Prize for Fiction, the book is beautifully written and easy to read, I finished after just three days and was left wanting more.

The book is one of Richard and Judy’s summer reads, which I always enjoy and I recommend to anyone wanting to find their next great book to check out their list.

Thursday, 7 August 2008

If Paris Hilton were president…

Paris for president

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The spoof video posted by Paris Hilton on the website www.funnyordie.com has got the political world in a spin. The video sees Ms Hilton reclining on a poolside sun lounge dressed in a barely-there leopard print bathing suit and gold stilettos, and promises that, if elected, she will paint the White House pink. (Which I think would be awesome by the way)

It got me thinking, what would the world be like if Paris were really president…

1. The US flag would be re-designed to pink, pink and pink.

2. Over-sized shades would be mandatory when outside for all citizens… to protect eyes from sun damage of course.

3. People would be arrested for crimes against fashion.

4. Vogue would replace the Washington Post as the publication of choice in the White House and be the source for all current affairs.

5. Blonde is beautiful would be emblazoned across the dollar bill.

6. The new US national anthem would be sal sa sal sa sal sa (if you’ve watched the simple life you know what I mean).

7. Prisons would be equipped with hair salons and beauticians (for when she comes to stay).

8. The Chihuahua would replace the eagle on the president’s seal.

9. Curling tongs and eyelash curlers would become standard military issue.

10. Our energy issues may just be solved. Despite the comedic value of the video, critics have been pretty impressed with Paris’ ideas on energy. And who said blondes were dumb?

She’s got my vote: Paris Hilton for president anybody?