
The spoof video posted by Paris Hilton on the website www.funnyordie.com has got the political world in a spin. The video sees Ms Hilton reclining on a poolside sun lounge dressed in a barely-there leopard print bathing suit and gold stilettos, and promises that, if elected, she will paint the White House pink. (Which I think would be awesome by the way)
It got me thinking, what would the world be like if Paris were really president…
1. The US flag would be re-designed to pink, pink and pink.
2. Over-sized shades would be mandatory when outside for all citizens… to protect eyes from sun damage of course.
3. People would be arrested for crimes against fashion.
4. Vogue would replace the Washington Post as the publication of choice in the White House and be the source for all current affairs.
5. Blonde is beautiful would be emblazoned across the dollar bill.
6. The new US national anthem would be sal sa sal sa sal sa (if you’ve watched the simple life you know what I mean).
7. Prisons would be equipped with hair salons and beauticians (for when she comes to stay).
8. The Chihuahua would replace the eagle on the president’s seal.
9. Curling tongs and eyelash curlers would become standard military issue.
10. Our energy issues may just be solved. Despite the comedic value of the video, critics have been pretty impressed with Paris’ ideas on energy. And who said blondes were dumb?
She’s got my vote: Paris Hilton for president anybody?